me llamo dave…

me llamo dave and i help you... women? is no problem, cars? is no problem, money? is no problem, i help you. i teach you how to be a real hombre and how to treat the lovely ladies. you ask, i help you. everything is ok, con dave. brother lemme tell you, dave loves all the ladies. i am not racist, i love the big ones too. just remember siempre to be happy brother...

oh i forgot to tell you one more thing, life is good when you are dave... siempre stop by and come see what i am up to brother...